We Must, We Must, We Must Improve Our Bust!

I am fully and completely obsessed with Victoria's Secret. I am a patron, but more like an addict. The clothes and undergarments there are always well fitting, long lasting, and I love it. What I do not love is the new invention created to diminish all natural cup sizes. This evil do-er is none other than THE MIRACULOUS PUSH UP BRA otherwise known as the BOMBSHELL. It instantly adds two cup sizes. Your boobs basically sit upon a shelf of padding. I think they are used in high risk SWAT raids. These pads can resist about anything. They very possibly could be military issued.

 All pad and no boob. I tried on one of these well crafted devices and found that these large things protruding off my chest were best used to hit my fellow friend who was wearing one as well.

My first thought when this miraculous bra was created was that if any girl wore this out to a club and was dumb enough to hook up with a guy, he would unclasp the back and find that she miraculously and instantly lost two cup sizes!

Proud natural cup sizes now have a cushioned competitor who steals the eyes of men with their padded deceit. To make matters worse, now it is crafted into a bathing suit. I mean us natural boob lovers can feel at ease knowing that these hefty padded protectors cost over $50 U.S. Dollars. The good news is that these bathing suits are easy to spot out for their unnaturally round shape.

I took my boyfriend (yes I am not that much of a cold hearted feminist) to Victoria's Secret and showed him the bra. He was so shocked! He thankfully thought it was ridiculous as well.

The beach, which has always proved to be the most competitive place for women, now has a player that has gone outside of the regulation bathing suits and will try to diminish pride in the ways of the natural boobs. But never fear! They cannot wear it all the time ;)

<--- keep your eyes peeled these are the boobs to bust!