We Must, We Must, We Must Improve Our Bust!

I am fully and completely obsessed with Victoria's Secret. I am a patron, but more like an addict. The clothes and undergarments there are always well fitting, long lasting, and I love it. What I do not love is the new invention created to diminish all natural cup sizes. This evil do-er is none other than THE MIRACULOUS PUSH UP BRA otherwise known as the BOMBSHELL. It instantly adds two cup sizes. Your boobs basically sit upon a shelf of padding. I think they are used in high risk SWAT raids. These pads can resist about anything. They very possibly could be military issued.

 All pad and no boob. I tried on one of these well crafted devices and found that these large things protruding off my chest were best used to hit my fellow friend who was wearing one as well.

My first thought when this miraculous bra was created was that if any girl wore this out to a club and was dumb enough to hook up with a guy, he would unclasp the back and find that she miraculously and instantly lost two cup sizes!

Proud natural cup sizes now have a cushioned competitor who steals the eyes of men with their padded deceit. To make matters worse, now it is crafted into a bathing suit. I mean us natural boob lovers can feel at ease knowing that these hefty padded protectors cost over $50 U.S. Dollars. The good news is that these bathing suits are easy to spot out for their unnaturally round shape.

I took my boyfriend (yes I am not that much of a cold hearted feminist) to Victoria's Secret and showed him the bra. He was so shocked! He thankfully thought it was ridiculous as well.

The beach, which has always proved to be the most competitive place for women, now has a player that has gone outside of the regulation bathing suits and will try to diminish pride in the ways of the natural boobs. But never fear! They cannot wear it all the time ;)

<--- keep your eyes peeled these are the boobs to bust!

Religious Mumbo-Jumbo...

Standing in a Roman Catholic church or any church, the line is said in unison by all the people "It is right to give thanks and praise" a line that I cannot help but to muffle a chuckle for its cult like response. Religion was created for belief and the maintenance of civility amongst people as well as to enforce good morals. This was another way to impose more laws unto people. Catholicism has come a long way since its harsh and bloody beginnings. Now reader do not be alarmed I respect Catholicism. The cult like climate is seen in the way that some Catholics tend to be guilt ridden and try to convert others. Many religions try to convert others. One religion does not however and that is Hinduism. Such a foreign and misconceived religion. Maybe the reason for that is that it could appear elite since a follower of Hinduism is born into the religion. When in church the priest wants one to respond to him saying that Jesus is the only son of God. If we are all brothers and sisters of Jesus than how is he the only son? The other issue is that there are other deities of other religions considered to be transcendent  or God incarnate.

A young man once said to me "I know God is a woman... because life is a bitch". In the bible, God is always referred to as HE and it is not in the sense of HE as in MANKIND but in the literal form of HE as in MALE. How does any power achieving woman really sit there in church or open a bible and realize that not only can women struggle in rising to power in this world, but be under a "Man's" thumb in heaven. Don't even let me begin on the crimson tide talk, if you know what I mean. But, is it not enough torture for women in this world to have to suppress them in the afterlife? I mean I could be appeased if the Devil was at least a woman, she would be considerably hot. Adam and Eve, as if one had not predicted I would begin to touch upon these two theoretical imbeciles. Adam needs a real spine. I don't know what God gave him when he made Adam, but Eve got the real deal. I think God also slipped up and gave Eve Adam's balls. Adam blames Eve and all women are cursed for eternity over an apple and to realize we are naked. Eve probably realized ignorance was bliss, but knowledge is power. If Eve didn't pick off and nibble on that apple, the beauty of sex and procreation wouldn't have happened, you think in all their blinded bliss they knew what all their parts were for?

We should thank Eve. Without her, Apple would not have a symbol to advertise with.

This generation

Born in the nineties, we find that we are more mature than those of younger generations. Television has changed for these younger generations, lifestyle, parenting. We find ourselves trapped in an image we cannot escape. The perception of teenagers on television are not only closely accurate to how teenagers act today, but also impose on teenagers how they should act in today's society. Both females and males have certain ways in which to act.

Females are meant to be sexy, easy, smart but not too smart or that is not very attractive, as well as being catty and bitchy to other females. Females must be two-faced to get along in society. This form of action does not only carry out through high school and college years, but also into the business world. When one woman rises to power there is always another woman biting at her heals waiting for her to fail rather than support her. Males on the other hand, remain very simple creatures in the fact that they only need sex, food, sleep, and money to get them by. If a marriage fails its usually due to the failings of one of the needs listed. Men are taught especially through the media to refrain from emotion, where women will always wish for more expression from them, to express power in the work place and the home, and to get what they want.

The parenting that used to involve wooden spoons and harsh words, now falls under sweet whispers, cries of sorries, and the child goes off and continues the chaos. Not that one would condone violence, but the parenting skills have significantly decreased in the years. That is what begets the vicious cycle from childhood, teen years, to adulthood, and then the cycle starts again. It doesn't help to have shows like the Jersey Shore where they are out to party and get laid all the time. These are what children watch today. Shows on Nickelodeon and teen nick often show teenagers struggling with sex and drug related problems. This had not always been the case. These shows only cause more concern in the house hold and put more of a focus on sex and drugs. Exposure to these things at such a young age feeds into the problems. Body image and self-esteem issues are another problem that the younger generations of today suffer with. Advertisements do not help this either.

Hopefully there will be some cataclysmic change that will help these younger generations from falling further into dispair and continuing this viscious cycle.