Thursday, April 28, 2011

Helpful tips from horror films

So, as you all know, horror films tend to contain a certain grouping of themes, these being: Suspense, Sex, Fear, and blood. I would like to inform you of some fine tips to save you if you ever end up in this type of predicament. If you want to know what is behind the door, make someone you do not like look. If you're in a place where it appears people get murdered, DO NOT have sex there. Don't walk around naked, or have sex when a killer is on the loose, you will die naked. Well, if you're a female you will. Maybe try to wear a bra that is hard to take off during sex in perilous areas.

Helpful hint, blondes die first...

Take heed to these following movies Halloween all of the ones directed by Rob Zombie, Friday the 13th, Freddie vs. Jason, and Scream.

Personally, I disagree with nudity. The purpose for nudity in a scary film is quite confusing. In some scenes you have to wonder if the director was encouraging necrophilia. For men the process must be very confusing (should I be horny or grossed out?). There are virgins who die in films, or for example Lovely Bones where she was a virgin until moments before she was murdered due to her assilant raping her. Asking men what they thought about the boobs being in films gave several different responses "they make me laugh", "they're meant to be funny", "I could do without them", "I'm not looking and waiting for them, but they are there". When were mamary glands supposed to be funny? Maybe they are still hooked on the stage of Oral fixation according to Freud.

That's all I have to post today, stay tuned for more progress since this is only first post.
REMEMBER THE TIPS!...